If Mark Ecko gets to make a game about defacing public property with paint and claim it's art, then I think the Big G needs to take it to the next level. The creation of art with paints was so last millennium. Van Gogh? Picasso? Da Vinci? They we all last millennium. The kids of today want to ruin things with modern art, not the old fashioned paint-based art of their parents. Manzoni? Offili? Friedman? These renegade modern artists appreciate the medium that today's youngsters understand: feces. Mark Ecko combined art and vandalism, but using paint was his mistake. These days, the youth want to make MODERN art with feces AND vandalize! So, without further ado, I present to you: The Big G's Getting Down: Shake Well Before Opening. It has an equally ridiculous name, but a much better artistic medium: human feces. In order to stop the oppressive government and to shock the populace out of their every day lives, you have the power of your bowel movements to communicate all the truths that the corrupt politicians want to hide! Not only does the game allow you to put your poop to good use, it also is educational! Over 30 hours of dialog by these seminal artists in the field of fecal based art was recorded, so you can learn how to make lots of money off of your crap while you play! (Some of Manzoni's poop went for around $40,000)
The game also features a special mode where you can take pictures of your own real life defecations and upload them into the game to use as in game art. If that wasn't enough features to make you crap your pants, the game also has a complex neural network that compares your poop to the fecal based masterpieces of other modern artists. From that, it calculates an estimated worth of your bodily waste in an art auction. Who knows! You may find out that you've been shitting gold for quite some time!