Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Surfer Dude Reviews Star Wars

So, there has been a gossip website going around called Surfer Girl Reviews Star Wars with some interesting exclusive rumors. I have asked a friend of mine, Surfer Dude, to post some amazingly factual unannounced rumors. So, take it away surfer dude!

Surfer dude here. Firstly, Star Wars sucks. Secondly, let's break some amazing unannounced titles, shall we?

  1. EA will be releasing another Battlefield after Bad Company (and no, I'm not talking about Heroes)
  2. There's another Burnout coming to every platform you can imagine (Perhaps even DS?)
  3. Madden 2010 will come out Fall 2009
  4. Hamonix is hard at work on Rock Band 2
  5. Mass Effect 2 will be released on every platform you can possibly imagine (EA is currently looking for Nuon port). It may be a timed exclusive on Xbox 360 and the other ports will probably be of worse quality
  6. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part I the official game of the movie will be coming out in 2010 on Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, DS, PSP, every cell phone imaginable, GBA, PS2, PS1, Sega Saturn, the original NES, and oscilloscopes
  7. Nintendo is working on games for all of their popular franchises: Mario, Zelda, Animal Crossing, F-Zero, Metroid, Pokemon, Advance Wars, and any other game that they've ever made that you've liked
  8. Wii Music will come out at some point
  9. Activision is working on another Tony Hawk game to counter Skate 2 this fall
  10. Blizzard is planning a third WoW expansion
  11. If “This is Vegas” sells well, Midway will do a sequel
  12. LucasArts is working on several other Star Wars video games besides the Force Unleashed
  13. Metal Gear Solid 4 may be Kojima's last, but it won't be the last (and probably won't be Kojima's last either)
  14. Another Grand Theft Auto is in development right now! It will most likely take place in a city other than Liberty City!
  15. Epic is working on an Unreal Tournament 2009

That's all the news surfer dude has at the moment! I'm sure he'll stop by later with some AMAZINGLY non-obvious news posts later.

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